It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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