i jhust puked up my retainher.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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