I don't think brook has ever known best
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Randomize
