new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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