Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
