At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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