also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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