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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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