I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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