i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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