But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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