i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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