i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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