you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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