I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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