I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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