I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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