Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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