So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize