My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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