On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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