You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Come share oat with me in your robe
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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