Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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