bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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