you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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