no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Someone signed my nipple.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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