You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Who wears a wallet chain?!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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