Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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