im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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