Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
