Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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