How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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