If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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