Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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