yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
