whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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