He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
