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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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