I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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