Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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