I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just threw up on my dentist
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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