Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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