Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
