Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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