K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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