And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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