Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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