i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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