Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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