talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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