maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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