im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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