Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Randomize
