When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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