i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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