I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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